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The World’s Most Useless ‘Pocket’ Knife

As I leafed through the latest Hammacher Schlemmer catalog this afternoon, I came across this little gem. I have to say, the photo piqued my curiosity. At first, I thought it could be the most man-tastic pocket knife ever. That was, until I noticed that it's 8.75″ long!

Well paint me dumbfounded. Would you really set a screw with this thing's Phillips head screwdriver, rotating a mini steering wheel-sized hunk of metal? Really Wenger, really? Did the world need this bit of utter ridiculousness?

And for those of you chomping at the bit to get one, it can be yours for the reasonable price tag of $1,400 USD.

Here's the complete tool list:

  • 10 mm Detachable Hexagonal Wrench
  • Serrated-Edge Scissors and lever
  • Screwdriver
  • Shackle Opener
  • Spoke Key (3.3 mm and 3.5 mm)
  • Marlin Spike
  • Extension Lever
  • Needle
  • All Purpose Wrench
  • Shoe Spike Wrench
  • Bit Holder
  • Slip-Joint Pliers
  • Blade with blunt point
  • Wire Crimper
  • Can Opener
  • Inside and Outside Wire Cutters
  • Case Opener
  • Nut Wrench
  • Chain Rivet Setter
  • Small Blade
  • Cigar Cutter
  • Small Blade 65mm
  • Club Face Cleaner
  • Small Screwdriver
  • Combination Tool (screwdriver with safety lock system)
  • Snap Hook
  • Can Opener
  • Special Blade
  • Can Lifter
  • Spot Light
  • Corkscrew
  • Stroke Counter with 12 graduations
  • Curved Hexagonal Key
  • Toothpick
  • Detachable Marker
  • Tweezers
  • Fish Scaler
  • Wood Saw
  • Fish Disgorger
  • Lineguide Flat Phillips Screwdriver
  • Flat Pliers
  • Flat Screwdriver (3.5 mm with safety lock system)
  • Cap Lifter
  • Wire Bender
  • Graduated Tread Depth Gauge
  • Green Repair Tool
  • Integrated Holder
  • Integrated Swivelling Compass with straight line
  • Ruler
  • Junior Round Blade
  • Large blade
  • Laser Pointer
  • Magnifying Glass
  • Precision Screwdriver
  • Medium Screwdriver
  • Metal File
  • Metal Cutting Saw
  • Nail Clipper
  • Nail File
  • Nail Cleaner
  • Screwdriver for small cross head screws
  • Needle Nose Pliers
  • Phillips Screwdriver
  • Phillips Screwdriver with safety lock system
  • Reamer
  • Reamer-Eye
  • Semi-Round Nose Pliers
  • Wire Cutter
  • Nut Wrench

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